| Fourth of July Jokes Q: What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster? A: John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!!! ------ Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? A: The Americans licked the British! ------ Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? A: Because it was too heavy to carry! ------ Q: Why did the British cross the Atlantic? A: To get to the other tide! ------ Q: Which colonists told the lamest jokes? A: Punsylvanians! ------ Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog? A: Yankee Poodle! ------ Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington's home with nasty insects? A: Mt. Vermin! ------ Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? A: The Fodder of Our Country!!!
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